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In the most recent one, he kills his victims with adult-onset diabetes.

Seriously, it can't be that expensive to produce.

I hope at the very least, they Lifetimeify the title.

Yeah, I went into it expecting a creepy movie about being held captive. Didn't really expect the other part…

Joke's on them. I doubt anyone would have trouble coming up with a better rap than: “I’m artistic, you niggas is autistic, retarded”

I'd rather have an actual novel.

Sadly, no. My imaginary emo, post-punk group was always in turmoil.

I think I wrote the same letter in a Creative Writing class when I was 15.

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It might be John Deacon. He's always been extremely protective of Freddie.

Two reasons:

You're right, it should be Talking Badly.

WOW, DID YOU SEE WALT DUMP THAT GUY INTO A VAT OF ACID AND RAZORBLADES? THAT WAS A TOTALLY EXTREME DORITO'S MOUNTAIN DEW SOCIAL MOMENT™! BRANDED VIEWER TOUCHPOINTS DON'T GET MUCH MORE ENGAGING THAN THAT!

You're dangerously close to summoning #PostChat.

The last thing I want to do after watching Breaking Bad is to spend an hour in front of a screen, listening to the opinions of random people as they comment on what they just saw.

@avclub-26c2cea56d0bc574a2215095b727b56e:disqus Ugh, I hadn't heard about that… That really sucks if it's true.

Perhaps we can find a seat for you in the Vanilla Sky Defender's Club.

"Adam Scott, who played an almost-boyfriend of…" will probably be the first line of his obituary when he passes away from old age 70 years from now.