Start Season 1, Episode 1 of Phineas and Ferb. Turn on Autoplay.

Voyager failed because neither the showrunners or writers could figure out what their own show was supposed to be.

Ressurection never captured that sense of doom you feel in the other films - 3 included.

Yeah, it was actually a docudrama about the sons and daughters of farmers losing their family business to large agribusiness conglomerates and going on welfare.

You forgot Weekend at Bernies 3 Granted, it was just two hours of a disheveled Andrew McCarthy carrying a bulging, oozing trash bag around the beach, asking fleeing women if they had plans for that night. Meanwhile, passersby vomited uncontrollably, before dry-heaving their way into unconsciousness.

Two things I've learned in the past ten minutes:

Breakin' 3: Brunk'd

I've read that Joss thinks exactly the same thing, but honestly… there's just not much of a movie there.

Clearly you know nothing of the appeal possessed by men of a certain age.

Soderbergh was told that in real life, it would be totally out of character for someone like Jennifer Ehle to inject herself through her pants.

With Oceans 12, I felt like they spent two hours setting up a much bigger second act that never came.

That was the alternate title for "These Are the Voyages…"

@avclub-d7b683529752a4d24d84c4941861a363:disqus Watch Wall Street 2. It closes the book on the character in a fantastic way and makes Stone's intended warning crystal clear.

BREAKING: Attorneys for Mr. Rubens have laid out terms of a settlement. The event can continue as planned, but only if it takes place within the confines of The Alamo's basement.

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus Wayne Alexander was the Jeffrey Combs of B5.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus For a moment, I imagined Lester Freamon showing up with a prostitute and a copy of his favorite Lena Dunham movie.

Nah, that's the Jem'Hadar. They're grown in vats. The Borg have kids.

Fuck that!

The best part is, you'd have 678793940147 aunts and uncles.

Did you miss 1995/1996?