'The Breakfast Club' kids had to serve more time than Lindsay Lohan.

Loved the interview, but I wish you had asked her if "Orange You Glad It's Summer" would ever see the light of day. Target used a few seconds of it in an ad years ago, but nothing more was ever spoken of the song.

Wake me up when they start carrying episodes of Fish Hooks.

Does he really care? I mean, people don't necessarily want to do the same thing forever.

Peter Hook is most likely furious about this for some reason that no one quite understands.

It might help with his brain cloud.

I must be the only person in the world who loves Vanilla Sky. (without any shame at all, mind you)

How AARP Was Joined and Where it Got Us AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (my hip)

THREADS

"Return of the Stingray Guitar" - no contest - though who knows if we'll ever hear a studio version (or one that sounds half as good as it does live).

I was never a fan of the Berman directive that each episode had to have a B-Plot (that was often connected to the A-Plot by a slender, slender thread). B-Plots can add to a story - Yar's storyline in "Yesterday's Enterprise" comes to mind - but they frequently just existed for the sake of existing and padding the…

This is amazing, and the CD will probably be amazing, but I really would have loved to hear Depeche Mode's take on "Even Better Than The Real Thing". Or maybe The Chemical Brothers.

DIE HARD 5: MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON HAWK

It's cool! I applaud your full measure.

@avclub-fa52ea3dc8c987eed10d4a8319ba2a0d:disqus , he said "would have".

Guilty of committing random tasks beyond a reasonable doubt!

@avclub-cc87e6e21b28a36bacbbfecb194ff62d:disqus - You're absolutely right. They didn't show up for work every day only to be told "Whoops! We're not paying you!" 
And I think an important thing to ask is what were their expectations? What would have struck the ideal balance between "doing too much work for free" and…

I don't think we have the whole story on what their jobs were like. No intern (or anyone else for that matter) empties trash on set incessantly unless they've done something horrifically wrong. So I'm guessing that it was just one part of the day-to-day activities. One part they didn't particularly appreciate.

He took the secret of how those tiny ads were supposed to make money… to the grave.

I know Chris Carter wasn't behind this episode, but it somehow backs up your claim with its jaw-dropping awesomeness. (Keep in mind this aired in 1997!)