Well I know that I won't be competing against Footman and Glatt for my next gig…

I for one, am ready to rock out to their unbeatable blend of Diane Warren-penned rock and arthritic gesticulations as their bodies twist in tired, wrinkly, overdone gimmickry like an unwanted cluster of Frank Gerhy buildings.

I propose a plea bargin that will benefit both sides:

From Family Stone to Stone Pillow. :(

Sorry to say you are wrong and that song is incredible.

It would have been marginally tolerable if the last verse didn't end 3min before the song did.

Another Scarface remake? Do we really want to inspire rappers to dwell on past works of others?

I'm sure someone can find the exact quote, but there's an interview with Ronald D. Moore where he mentions sitting in the writer's room during Season 7 of TNG and everybody was like "Geordi's mother? Is this really the best we can do?" It was about that point where he realized that the show *needed* to end soon.

In Soviet Russia, you go to sleep in 20th century!

*grabs a bottle of Orange Crush to restore his electrolytes so he can cope with the Strange Current (news)… encies…*

The "Peace" album was incredible to me at the time I bought it. I kind of expected it to be somewhat underwhelming, but song after song came on that I ended up loving instantly. Few bands can go away for that long and come back that strong.

Beware the word "streamlining". It always translates to: "we're taking incredibly useful shit away from you".

The midnight email from Reed Hastings struck me as a rambling breakup letter. Unfortunately, it was directed at Netflixter's entire customer base. It started off as an apology, and ended up somewhere snugly in the category of (corporate) suicide note. I went from thinking the company is run by people blinded by…

The good news is that it's not the fact you have a streaming-only plan.

After seven years with Netflix, I have 500 movies each on my DVD and Instant queues.

Netflix's streaming quality has continued to drop over the past year. Even after trying it with multiple, high-bandwidth, low-latency connections (that I've tested), the quality is often worse than YouTube. There's no excuse for a slowdown if there's nothing else using that connection, and nothing else running on the…

If I turn on a new show and hear a laugh track, I change the channel immediately. It's as simple as that.

That, and the fact TNG sets were not detailed enough to look good on the big screen.

Your love is like honey, you can't buy it with money.

No, but close.