I loved it. I loved that she got to be cold, awful, and just as Patrick Bateman-y as men get to always be AND she got away with it. It was glorious.

You need to stop doing the nasty in the pasty

As written by the late Douglas Adams, "There is no problem in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope with." 'nuff said.

Eggs are perishable. Flaxseed, silken tofu, chia are all shelf stable. They are great pantry essentials.

Wait. Are you saying that your physical well being would trump any short term confidence boosting that comes with injecting your breasts with potentially harmful chemicals?

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part