He made millions of people laugh (me included) and seemed like he had a big heart. RIP.

Forget it, Jake. It’s DipshitTown.

The people delivering misinformation maliciously aren’t going to bear the onus of not doing exactly what they’re trying to do. Adopting your rule as a social norm would punish satirists and benefit liars.

This is dumb. I don’t want to live in a world where satire is limited to only what the dumbest motherfuckers alive won’t fall for. We shouldn’t ban mirrors either, no matter how angry Garland and Manjoo get about their twins.

This is equally a description of Twitter and the GOP.

If someone can actually praise or vote for Trump after hearing his words or actions, there is not a damn thing that will change their mind. I got to meet with a former leader of the RNC on a state level and he actually could earnestly ask me this question: “Can you honestly name one thing Trump has done to make you…

I thought he was tenure track.

Currently in development at Fox.

Hussein in the membrane!

as someone who is adamant about a capitalization in the middle of their last name being capitalized everytime:

it’s HUSSEIN. or so i’m told every time im told he’s a MOOSLEM and isnt BORN IN AMERICA

I, too, have resolved to see more movies while they’re in theaters and, just like everyone else, I’m sure, it has everything to do with enjoying the cinematic experience as intended and nothing at all to do with having signed up for MoviePass months ago and having barely used it thus far.

Yes, absolutely. At the ABSOLUTE LEAST they need Rob Paulsen, Tress MacNeille, Jess Harnell, and Maurice Lamarche, which covers most of the major characters. I’d don’t think I could accept any substitutions for any of them.

I keep reading that name as Harold Holt and briefly entertain the thought of our head of state leaving a similar way.

*punches through straw boater*

How did our ancestors do it after the Civil War? Badly, and with echoing repercussions that are still felt today. That’s how we’ll do it.

We’ll pick up the pieces of our tattered reputation, adjust to our diminished international role and suffer through decades with Trump’s crop of incompetent judicial appointees. That’s what we’ll do.

Fuck you, it’s January!

“Fake News!” is an excellent replacement for “God did it!” It irrefutably shuts down all counter arguments and identifies the proclaimer as somebody you should just walk away from.

Oh yeah. Especially if free drinks were involved.

Any fans of The Ricky Gervais Show notice the similarities between this episode and two movies pitched by karl Pilkington?