It’s really mind blowing. They actually convinced people that the tweet was sincere and not a joke. It’s a great joke too! One that points out the hypocrisy and ambivalence of Hollywood.

Where’s my F*CKING MONEY, Franco?

“crash commercialism” 

There was a Sammy subplot? Sorry, I must have been distracted by... something.

So you’re right, it is still a minority in this country and Trump could have been stopped with better Democratic turnout. But that is no comfort to me: authoritarian governments everywhere are never installed by mass consensus.

Trump could have been stopped with a better Democratic turnout AND a better Democratic candidate. I think he got a not-insignificant amount of votes from people who just don’t like Hillary Clinton, but might have voted for a different Democrat over Trump.

You’re entirely correct, but I’ve got to cling on to any hope I can, and ousting the infection in the Oval Office is certainly a nice start.

Yeah, that and how the Christianity as a religion is not something Christ or his apostles/disciples would have recognized. That was kind of the final straw for me, in particular given the “all or nothing” nature of fundamentalism that you mentioned.

Not in the South.

He retired from A Prairie Home Companion, but apparently he was doing some other boring show for clueless liberal white people.

I will dance and sing the day Trump is assassinated or dies from some cardiovascular issue. I don’t care how it happens, I want that orange piece of shit in a fucking grave.

I think it’s clear that “having no charisma” and “being a lizard person” aren’t issues that will stop NBC from hiring you.

*looks at chart*

Whenever I see a Safelite repair tech, I make sure to take a second or two to thank them for their service.

Something tells me Trump will make sure she’s well fucked over in any estate planning, AND Eric/Don Jr. will manage to steal the rest from her in one way or another. She’ll likely be remembered as the poorest First Lady ever, once Don is gone and her looks have faded.

It didn’t hurt when I was young that the cover of that album is one of the best pictures ever taken of Carey. It’s a far cry from the current Mimi who’s always about to burst out of her clothes.

That would be pretty funny, though. If Nutcracker ballerinas just started performing on people’s doorsteps and then asked for some hot chocolate.

Kind of hard to maintain a position of snark about useless tsotchkes on a website that is now 50% Kinja Deals posts.

‘Wonderful Christmastime’ is the worst. An inane chorus and a childish keyboard tune repeated ad infinitum. It’s almost 4 minutes long but it feels like 4 million years.