I’m sure you guys are overwhelmed with help requests right now, so I’m not fretting it. But I’ve been stuck in the greys and sent an email to the help desk nearly 24 hours ago, with no response.

I give up.

I haven’t been feeling any of their post-Tonight show records.

This is clearly all taking place in Earth-666.

Just like in Ultimatum, Spidey survived the ‘lypse.

This is more like Lost In Space with Matt LeBlanc on the revamp scale.

Dude, you just gave me the craziest flashback. Haven’t thought about this game in YEARS.....

....Well, this doesn’t seem shady at all.

It’s hard to believe that’s the title they settled on.

They’re gonna stick out like a sore thumb at the opening ceremonies.

The funny thing about the rest trend: the Spurs popularized it, yet it’s not like it’s actually made a difference in their last three postseasons. Leonard rested 8 games last year, yet still got hurt in the playoffs.

I would legit demand a trade after that stunt Anthony Lynn pulled. If you don’t have the basic human decency to let me be there for my ex-teammate and friend, on arguably the greatest night of their life, to share that moment with them after everything we’d accomplished together, are you really a leader worth…

Rose, Calderon, and Deron Williams could be their PG rotation next season.

U shld worry about tht

characters will fuck

As crazy as it might sound, there isn’t a single player in the league you could offer Golden State who’d they take over Klay.

Lamby: “Bitch, I don’t want no quinoa!”

The Celtics are going to be paying a combined $60 million a year for Gordon Hayward and Al Horford.

You feel worse because the motivation behind his decision isn’t as clear. It’s not like the Celtics situation is more attractive or anything. It really feels like he’s walking away from a pretty good team right as they were trying to turn that corner.