Surely he should know that it is available on BluRay, DVD, and Digital HD at all major retailers.

or “this drink with a weird name that i got in a bar in another city that is named after a regular that died 20 years ago”

You mean with brandy and a shit-ton of sugar?

It sounds good in theory, but I’ve always felt that when they get the check and see what you did then your tip suffers. Again, most of this really depends on how busy the place is. I’m happy to ask questions and get an idea of what will suit you the most, but be decisive if the place is slammed.

Recently, the bar was packed and a pushy, older woman ordered a “white wine,” I opened the menu to the wine section and showed her our 20 white wines. She then said, “I’ll have the $8.95 chardonnay.” Yeah, like I know the prices of all of our wines. Her husband told her, “You gotta do better than that.” Thanks…

Can’t you see, how “just a beer” is an idiotic question? Everybody hates morons driving on the road, yet morons in bars is such a divided issue. Some people understand how to behave, and some people do not. And some people will tirelessly defend the morons.

• Don’t stand at the waitstaff service station. The service station is, well, for wait staff in the restaurant, or cocktail servers in the bar. They’re designed for people who have punched in orders (or for employees to punch in orders) and to grab drinks and go. Don’t stand there—you’re in literally everyone’s way.