He signs the guy and the press are the assholes?

You obviously haven’t spent 10,000 hours on forums.

Simmons: Right.

Responding to this comment so it will rise above all the comments mansplaining my article back to me. Also, thank you.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

Or Michael Rapaport.

But why would Dolphins fans be burning Charlotte Hornets jackets?

Deadspin needs more women writers.

If you have to imagine something happening to someone you care about to understand that thing is bad, you don’t actually understand that the thing itself is bad. 

Alternatively, just imagine anybody was a commissioned painter and this is what happened to them while they were trying to do their job.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Shut the fuck up, tomato.

Yours is a tired fucking act.

God bless the American legal system where the rich will get away with crimes by getting their accusers to drop a case because the accuser can’t afford the legal fees of a trial, countersuits, and appeals.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think it’d go the other way, Athletes go to USC to collect a few dollars on their way to the NBA, NFL, etc... USC, UCLA, Stanford, etc get better and are either ranked #1 and then dont get into the postseason, staining the entire postseason. Or the NCAA just tosses them out, loses a ton of money, and California has…

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

It has been written about before, but even living in the middle of one of the most liberal cities in the world, the people on Nextdoor in my neighborhood are frighteningly racist and paranoid. Literally every single time there is a firework, these people think a homeless POC is shooting off AR-15s in the park. Every…