Dark indeed. It is a sad dusky day.

 Strategery level: herb. 

I hope Jezspin continues until they try to give them a mandate of “stick to not sports”.

How strange to see comments here...

Concourse post, comments work!

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Holy shit I love all of you.

Since this may be our last post together as a commentariat, I have a few (non-private-equity-related) things to get off my chest:

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

The WSJ article about this is an amazing read. Because a lot of times in situations like this, there is actually some legitimate business rationale for the thing that users hate. Like, I would have expected that article, especially in pro-business WSJ, to have people saying that the autoplay ads made business sense…

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Looks like the mini-24 hour strike is over? Nice to see you are back Drew. Let us know if we need to start meeting with you and the gang somewhere else. You know, this venue is cool and all, but the new owners are kinda dicks. We can always try somewhere new...

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t…

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

Please tell me it involves cosplay where your wife wears this outfit:

Star for the 3 seashells. I don’t have a bidet, I just swear until I get enough tickets to wipe my ass.

I find it crazy that people will splurge for the bidet but not get the one with a lovely drier attachment on it. Clean as a whistle and nice dried buns, I swear it’s like the 3 seashells in real life.

Right? How about this, fancy Mr. Asswater- use the poop towel both for your ass and your face, and report back your findings after 30 days. A “Supersize Me” kind of situation, if you will.