I’ve never encountered someone who was so completely unengaged with his driving as my coworker. I’m certain he’s looking AT the windshield instead of through it most of the time. If we come up to a traffic light with 30 cars in the left lane and none in the right, he’ll stay in the left lane causing us to wait through…

Exactly! One of the worst culprits is the 2005 to ???? Mustang GTs. Driver’s sometimes run the fog lights with the headlights and, even when it’s a sunny summer day, that can be blinding to oncoming drivers. You correctly described fog light design (wide & low) but the Mustang lights shine in a vertical hourglass…

Ugggg. Sure, I can imagine living in a secured building and everyone needs to let themselves in individually. “No walking into the door that has been opened by someone leaving at the same time.” But, that. didn’t. happen. She never offered that option, she never proposed letting her shut the door and him reopening it…

SMH, people are like that. We have a 10' strip of grass between my driveway and my neighbors. There was never a problem until it became a rent house and the first family (families?) moved in. They had 6 or 7 cars and if one was blocked in their drive, instead of asking someone to move they would drive through the…

Officer James Reynolds... FIRED!

I kept hearing traces of Archie Bunker. 

YES! I didn’t want to get rid of my beloved sporty-type-car but it just wasn’t cutting it for a homeowner who occasionally needs to haul items larger than a loaf of bread. I wound up adding a cheap, used 4WD SUV and now have 2 fun vehicles.

“It all began when a white woman, who closely resembles a gallon jug of whole milk....”

Read the story from the Vineyard Gazette linked above in the second paragraph. It is a different account that was is reported here and is much more clear (probably because the Gazette has updated their information with more details.)

As always, I’m part way through an article, start laughing and scroll up to confirm Michael Harriot is the author. Every. damn. time. You, sir, write brilliantly.

Same here! I always wished they would have made “Pimp My Ride: One Year Later.” The people on the show obviously didn’t care for or maintain their vehicles. If that back seat and floorboard had two feet of trash, french fries, soda bottles at the beginning of the show you can expect the same later.

I hope they can keep up with the rest of the pop tech nobody wants. Please, Byton, I’m begging you - please, please, PLEASE make the whole thing autoplay.

“Rather than people just lashing out at you, I wish they would lash out by saying, ‘I am a person with a lot of sensitive buttons! I am a minefield of anger and at any minute you could step on one thing and I am going to explode!’” — Chris Hardwick on a Nerdist podcast from a few years ago.

The second time I got a 5-10 MPH hit from behind in stop & go traffic last year, if I remember correctly, I started talking loudly about a “Brother Tucker.” Weird - I don’t even know anyone by that name.

NBA... but I always pronounce Serge Ibaka as Sir Chewbacca. Funny how infrequently anyone notices.

Ah, now I understand the phrase:

Ha ha... yes, THANK YOU!

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In a way I’ve paid quite a bit more because I settled and didn’t wait for the color I wanted. Sure, it was cheaper up front, but there was always something missing. The first car I bought that was *exactly* what I wanted, right down to the color, is the first car that I’ve kept for almost 10 years now. I still love…

Same here. I had the driver’s side airbag replaced on my car last year, but I’m still waiting for the passenger side. Recall Date: Jun 01, 2016.