My nephew had awful constipation, had to squeeze adult-size poops out of his 2yo body, all the while screaming bloody murder. We tried tummy massages while on the potty, then he got some lube/stool softener to squeeze up his butt... soooo nice to realize your apartment’s windows are open w/ a kid shouting “not up my…

My mom says she did that to me. I was late learning to use the potty, so she left me in soiled diapers ever longer. Not being neglectful, but on purpose. I got clean quick after that, she says ^^

You lost stuff because you didn’t have a legit backup, which is offline, off-site, multiple, and tested. Buy a couple of $50 2TB HDDs and put your irreplaceable files on there once a month, rotating them, then stow one away not in your home. Catastrophes become as good as impossible. Just make sure to check the…

Don’t. Look poor, you won’t get robbed.

Frankly, what sucksnis not getting enough sleep or waking up in the middle of a sleep cycle or being rushed in the morning. The time at which you wake up by itself is a random number, it’s always 5AM somewhere. Fix the other things!

I think the appropriate warning is “No Touching

You’ve got to gatekeep:

I do have 3 hacks:

There’s spending more, and there’s spending more.

My Xiaomi Android phone has a “Dual Apps” feature that lets me install any app twice, under different credentials/accounts. This makes having 2 accounts in games, social, messaging super easy... though not quite foolproof, I still get confused about which account I’m on. Since to 2 copies of the app are completely…

How fun they are (well, as an uncle, so 2 evenings/week) ^^

hors-d’œuvre.

Going by Alan Turing: ...mosexuals !

It’s not grammar, but “rate of speed” irks me.

“reticent” is an awful false friend then, because “reluctant” in French is “réticent”.

You should avoid alcohol at all times, so yes, in the heat too.

Dang you’ve given me a craving. I hate you !

I always make mayo w/ a wire whisk, saves the noise of the electric motor. Works just as well (spoons and forks don’t !), just make sure your egg and mustard are room-temperature. Also, use a a round-bottom bowl large enough you don’t have to watch your whipping too closely.

You buy chain pizzas ? I don’t know if Domino’s is different in the US, but..... <gag>

Most importantly, Firefox *on Android* also supports full addons. Which is why I’m using it, and everywhere so I still get to sync too.