Check your privilege, Otter. Only rich kids got and/or failed to get bouncy houses on their birthdays. The rest of us had to be content with a boxed cake and that cheap-ass Malibu Barbie.
WOT?! SWEER ON ME MUM - I’LL AV U
After your (short) walk, you might wish to use some of that bright-shiny stuff emitting from that seemingly white-hole just above that car(?) to locate your keys so that you might could unlock something and find that honey before those spikes poke out from them drapey bits and become ensnarled by that devilish… Read more
I hope the Cloud People don’t take it as a declaration of war.
Uh-uh, no. Not the belleh. Not if I want to keep that arm. :) But she does like a good brushin’ on her other bits. Read more
1500 vertical feet in less than a mile on questionable aged rock. Sure, as an old, I can do that. Not. (Well, actually I did otherwise I wouldn’t be here to talk about it. But I ain’t boasting.) Ceremony was held, they fed us uncles because no one took food down. So there was this very kind and giving goat that we…