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Jezebel has really reached a new low with this nonsense, frankly.

This is like the third article this week on the Mulaney/Munn thing that literally started with

You have no actual experience or knowledge of his relationship with his ex-wife and commenting on it as you though you know the inner workings is extermely weird behaviour.

It’s pretty easy for you to judge and dismiss things from where you’re positioned in this parasocial relationship. While certainly not as damaging as an addiction to cocaine, parasocial relationships and sitting so far stop a high horse in judgment of complete strangers are unhealthy and, in their own way, addictive

Who the fuck keeps asking for more Jay Leno? 

Here’s a more complete answer: you can see all the AVClub’s reviews at Metacritic, sorted by score:

As fantastic as Kendall’s ending speech and Logan’s faint, grim smile were  (Dad is proud of you at last, killer), the scene that will stick with me was Tom’s moment of truth-telling at the cove (the one without a sea urchin). Matthew Fuckin’ MacFadyen, man. The way he shifted from the sublimely ridiculous “Bye rock! Y

These kind of fake documentaries, or documentaries that mock the idea of documentaries themselves—I don’t know if there’s a better term for this—”

V’s “very precise” American accent and her totally real and luxurious hair were the two things the evil and perceptive genius loved most about her.

This club has everything: screaming monkeys; explosive vomiting and blood in abundance; a slow onset that guarantees a long wait before an all-clear for those potentially infected; hazmat suits and claustrophobia; Dan Cortez . . . 

the most unbelievable part of this entire show for me is that Eve supposedly works for MI-6 yet has... no weapons training... at all? and doesn’t carry a gun? and has no fighting skills whatsoever? like, if you’re going to be out there doing all of this covert high-risk intelligence shit, shouldn’t you at least have

My dream is that they bring Superhans into this, same actor and everything.

Dowd, I can say without  hesitation that your coverage of this year’s Cannes was the best I read, anywhere, both in terms of critical analysis and color commentary. Thank you.

“Florida-based brothers”

know whats really spooky? Allison Williams with dark hair looks scarily like Jennifer Connolly.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

Season 2 was terrible, let it go. Actually, don’t, just go watch one of those Vince Vaughn monologues again, because you deserve that kind of punishment if you won’t just accept that Season 2 was terrible. Not everything is a secret success, some things are bad.

Since the start of Trump’s turn, with a Congress completely under his control, the national debt increased $2 trillion. But somehow, the burden of budgets and debt is always placed on the left. It’s time we let that shit die.

Nothing grounds a movie like having a bag of chips that’s plain gray with only the word CHIPS on it.

Thank you!

And as someone who put Black Panther on his ballot, I can say, there were a hell of a lot of good movies out this year. I can understand other people not putting some specific popcorn movie on their ballot because there were literally 15 other movies I could have easily swapped into mine.