“Why don’t they just call squares rectangles?”

I regularly recommend this show to anyone who will listen, though properly describing it is a near impossibility. I tend to end each recommendation with some version of “Trust me. It’s great.” Great reviews, Danette.

I found it hilarious that Peel complimented V’s American accent as “Very precise” considering how truly bad it actually is.

A well-worded comment. Now take your pill.

Yes

Ever met person who demanded that they “need more” verbose pointlessness?

I’m a so-called SJW so you can stow that shit.

I cannot commit to an answer, Bae. So “no comment”.

Why does this article exist?

My OCD thanks you for the correction, Mr. Dennis Perkins.

“Hoseshit”? Even the headlines have typos at this point.

Do away with the graphic murder? Fine. Do away with the graphic boobs? I shall march on Washington.

Though the show morphed into a hot steamer after a pretty decent first season, Fiona Apple’s “songlet” for The Affair is pretty great.