Maybe this is an unpopular opinion here, but I refuse to acknowledge “kink” as a sexual orientation.

OK...I’m now officially way too old. This just strikes me as weird. Yeah, yeah I get that ”human sexuality is a spectrum...”, but this is just something I can’t wrap my mind around. It, literally, seems de-humanizing. Whomever my kids wants to share their lives with when they reach adulthood is their business, but if…

Shoutout to all my lawyer Jezzies. For us (at least for litigators) we sort of have ethical standards about what to wear. Lawyers have to disappear in court — it’s all about the client’s needs. You have to be effectively communicating and advocating for the client. If someone is noticing your clothing instead of your…

OH GO RIGHT TO THAT. GOOD. GO RIGHT THERE.

“Then I had this moment of panic because a puppy without a collar is a stray; they don’t have anyone to look after them. [...] It’s a sad thing to say, but there’s not love from the heart in me for Colin–but what I have got is someone who is there for me and I’m happy with that.”

This doesn’t sound super healthy? If…

THERE’S DOZENS OF US.

So, I’m not one to rag on someone’s kink or anything but that photo will haunt my nightmares forever.

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is…

*laughing softly*

Grad prank from 1994 (yeesh, I’m old): stole real estate signs from everywhere and stuck them all over the field. There were hundreds of signs and plenty of pissed off realtors. We made the news.

You, madam, are an asshole. Don’t assume that everyone here is in support of male circumcision (for the record, I am not) but also don’t try to insinuate that those two procedures are equivalent. Removing the clitoris is more analogous to chopping off the entire head of the penis, not just the foreskin, which when…

So what you're saying is you're running for a Congressional seat?

“I would dress up as a girl so I could go into the girls’ locker room and jack off, so obviously any trans women are just faking it so they can look at boobs.”

I’m getting the sinking feeling that this guy was probably a seasoned child rapist. He explained away all the signs of sexual abuse and got to get his hands on children over and over again for more “treatment.” Very devious and sick of this guy.

Did anyone listen to the This American Life recently with a woman describing her life after her genitals were mutilated in childhood? It’s a devastating piece but just so well done. She talks about confronting her mother who had the procedure done to her daughter even though she had also gone through it. It’s so…

Considering how much the neckbeards are freaking out over female Ghostbusters, a female Bond would make their heads explode.

Props to Wood’s mom for having good instincts. No parent would intentionally make the wrong choice, but I’m proud she made the right one when not everyone did.

Hey dad. Loaded gun on the table, with the kids around?

That stung me the most. No accountability at all.

That's what pisses me off. This was preventable! If you're going to have a gun, practice gun safety!