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O NO THE KITES HAVE CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM

My dad was in the UAW and had a pretty solid understanding of local labor law and a good instinct for who and how to complain to. So in college I got involved in some young person forum pretty heavily and would occasionaly run people’s work problems by him. Unfortunately I didn’t tell him that was what I was doing,

I mean I should delete that comment but honestly “fucking kites” is making me laugh so hard we’re just gonna let it stay for a sec

The whole “you should be happy to be paid at all!” argument is crap. Because that’s the same argument that people use all the way down to bottom tier positions in corporate jobs. It’s a cop-out.

Don’t forget.. this gap being talked about by Jennifer and her pals.. is the white woman gap. White women are at the very tippy top of the crappy wage gap.. but they are at the TOP. Black women, Hispanic, Asian.. not even in the ball park. I just wish that vocal group would mention that as well.

I’m shocked to hear that Forever 21 has questionable business practices regarding their staff. Shocked.

The CPA in me chuckled at this.

The controversary around the Killian documents wasn’t that George Bush lied about his time in the Air Force. Everyone already knew he’d been arrested for drunk driving and cocaine use - it was the voracity that they went after the reporters who covered it. It was CRAZY! The way they totally decimated the careers of

And ERIC FOREMAN is in it. Oh sorry, I meant Topher Grace.

**Edit** Initially the above was supposed to be a joke about how Topher Grace is a bad actor but now I see you have written Tobey Maguire instead of Topher Grace. Its Topher Grace who is in the movie.

I’ve seen this happen. I was on an international flight with my mom (who is a doctor) when the captain asked if there was a doctor on board. She went up to the front of the plane where the medical emergency was, but she came back a couple of minutes later. I asked what happened, and she said, “There were so many

I have a PhD (in invertebrate zoology), and my mother (bless her) does not seem to understand the difference between “My daughter is a doctor” and “My daughter has a doctorate” and also apparently cannot shut up about me, ever. Whenever I visit my parents (very small town), people are always stopping me to ask medical

The crew provided excellent help and the other passengers, most of them asleep during the nine hour flight from Taiwan to Los Angeles, according to ABC, didn’t wake until the lights went up in the plane so that Zen could see what she was doing as she delivered the baby.

their biggest concern now is reportedly whether the baby was born close enough to Alaska to be considered an American citizen.

I thought this was going to be a surprise baby as in a “lady who didn’t know she was pregnant” baby and I was going to yell “STOP IT. THATS MY BIGGEST FEAR” but instead it was just a baby who loves surprising people. Which like is cool I guess.

volunteered to help the unidentified woman after flight attendants asked if there was a doctor on board.

Do you ever see a movie alone? It’s quite nice. No getting there late. No scrambling around looking for two or more seats together. No waiting on them to get their overpriced food/drinks. And the best part, nobody whispering to you asking what just happened because they’re texting!

The passenger called the FA a faggot and told him to fuck off during the boarding process. A few minutes later, after conferring with ground crew, a decision was made to offload the passenger for her harassing comments. Source: my partner is a flight attendant who works with this ex-USAir flight crew.

....throw out to WHERE??

This is why I only fly Southwest.