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Oatmeal Cookie Monster
oatmealcookiemonster

As someone who has to wash dishes by hand (no dishwasher and no room for one), can I just say that all hippie dish detergents suck and you can pry my Dawn out of my cold, dead hands.

Good, maybe they’ll stop putting celebrity names all over shit just to sell it to people who are dumb enough to buy shit cuz it has a celebrity name attached. I’m looking at you, celebrity perfumes and clothing lines. Stop it! Though I won’t lie, if Mitt Romney came out with his own brand of binder/trapper keeper for

Anne I will happily join your book club and also give you styling tips cuz the internet remembers that Versace Ibizia party okay the internet never forgets.

They are out there. I married one. They do exist. 13 yrs so far and we are still in love. Don't give up. Don't settle.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

My cousin was the model for the jewish Rebecca character in the books. Anytime I see the book illustrations, I see her. It’s so cool. And I’ve been dying to share that forever.

I remember that Samantha’s bedroom set came with a tiny doll copy of The Wizard of Oz. So I’d tuck her into bed and read it to her. Then I got pissed when I realized the copy ended early (because space in the tiny doll book) so I went to the library to get the real one to read it to her. Best part was, we had a little

I’m hiding the existence of this doll from my child. Because otherwise we have a problem. A $125 problem.

Yussssssss. Can’t keep Samantha down.

It’s totally NOT COOL to say Frozen was the first Disney movie without a prince. Not. Cool.

Molly, Addy, and Samantha were my favorites but Molly was the one that I loved the most. I mean, I see they need to grow and change but... my childhood feels, man....

#notallteenagers

“the brand has an enormous web footprint, with over 400,000 Instagram followers and 60,000 Facebook likes

Also Etsy sellers and similar smaller businesses shouldn’t be offering net 30 terms. Payment up front. Product ships when payment clears. All the smaller vendors I work with operate this way.

As a boot strapped small business owner who has literally only been alive for 29 years and didn’t take on outside funding, you get yourself a credit line and deal with it. Yeah, I’m in a lot of debt but I started out as a Etsy seller...and you just DO NOT not pay other small businesses. This shit is hard...don’t screw

Ugh. This is one of the reasons why I’m always so fearful to try out new indie brands online. I want to support new companies, but I’m always afraid of the risk of losing my money in a bad business black hole (hell yes, alliteration).

I’ve literally only been alive for 23 years.

This is actually a case of a show runner receiving coverage and attention that I can get behind. It’s a breath of fresh air after years of think pieces and glossy articles celebrating white dudes creating shows about other white dudes.

I’m behind her on the bangs-cutting thing. She’s more than pretty enough to let her face take over the spotlight from her hair.

While not the 1930s, it clearly is meant to be set in a different era.