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I thought she was pretty funny and likable. But you should have seen NPR’s Facebook page. Apparently they’re going to go bankrupt and have no followers because they dared have Kim K on a comedy quiz show. *eyeroll*

I wouldn’t have a problem with my friends having sex while staying with me, but my friends and I are all really openly sexual people.

I’m 2A too. Didn’t know this was a thing until now!!! Cool!

I’ve known a couple compulsive liars, and boy, they are really dedicated to their stories. It makes sense that this woman might have a condition like that.

When I was a kid, I pretended to be Jewish. I celebrated Jewish holidays and made Jewish dishes (like latkes and kugel). My fundamental Baptist parents did NOT know how to take it.

I think when I get pregnant, I’m not saying a damn thing on Facebook until the baby is born. I am really good about leaving “real life stuff” off facebook... ie, divorce, boyfriends. No one needs to know that I’m dating Tom this week and Harry next week.

I am totally ok with this, because I also believe that every baby deserves to be celebrated. I’d keep the guest list down to close friends and family, though.

I know... I read that and was like, “Whaaaat?” I don’t wear much MAC anymore (because of $$, but I swear by their lipsticks), but there used to be a time when all I would wear was MAC.

I would totally do that!!! So cool!

That made me laugh!!! I feel bad for him!!

My sister had neither booze nor cake at her wedding. She had pie. I was not pleased. But, I wasn’t in the wedding and I couldn’t bring a date, so I was already not pleased with her! I never said anything to her, though.

Can’t stop laughing!

I totally do the lipstick as blush trick!

Venti cafe misto (what normal people call an au lait) with 3 pumps of white chocolate.

LOL! The indignity of not being able to eat the trash!

He’s adorable!

I have lots of cute baby pics! These are my baby sister, who is now 9.

That is hilarious!

Before I got period-stopping birth control (the best thing ever), I used OB religiously. The applicators in other brands are difficult for me to operate!

160 at 5’0 isn’t the same as 160 at 5’10...just a heads up, chunky.