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I concur. This works well and I’ve used it for years. One thing, they might not smell it at first. I suggest adding the “cat call” which no cat can ignore. Purse your lips into a small very tight kiss and “kiss them twice gently”. The sound should be more “small bird” then “kiss”, and watch the reaction. It works from

This does not actually work every time. I have a cat that loves the taste of my ear wax, but couldn’t care less about my wife’s. And while it may make the cat friendlier to you, if they ever have their face near your face, they will try to lick the inside of your ears, which is unpleasant to say the least. 

This is how cats learn to eat people. Stop teaching them that we are tasty snacks!!!

This is so gross and I’m excited to try it.

Your name is Ralph Wiggum, isn’t it?

That actually makes sense, and looking it up it is a thing.

Pro-tip: don’t leave earbuds out in the open when you have a cat. You'll come home to a slobbery, possibly destroyed tangle of wires and the knowledge that your cat did it for your stinky earwax.

All my life I’ve ignored the warnings about not putting Q-tips or ‘anything bigger than your elbow’ in my ears, but now I’m going to have to change my earwax-free lifestyle.

Whoa. I have to try that. I usually just get down low and be patient and still. with my hand out low to the ground. Eventually their curiosity takes over and I let them make the first sniff or rub. Then it’s usually fine. 

One of my female cats loves to bury her face in my armpit.  Doesn’t matter if its fresh outta the shower or stinky as fuck

I just wonder about the process of the person who discovered this. Did they just try random body fluids and see what worked?

This makes a lot of sense. If you watch cats clean each other they are VERY thorough in the ears.

That’s a lot weird 

What the fuck is wrong with you

Big if true

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

Yes, “bizarre” is a stretch. But it sure ain’t very fancy.

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

I want to buy one of these, and then drive it into a ditch so fast it ends up on its roof.