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I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

I suggest, much like we figured out tabs vs. spaces, is see who makes the most money between gif vs jif users. Because as we all know, money solves all arguments. Also, it’s gif because if you have to write jif just to show an alternate pronunciation, then I’ll pronounce it the ways it’s spelled....gif.

What the hell.

Tell me I’m not the only person that chuckled at “horn hole.”

this is the best sports, maybe ever

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

If Obama’s administration was amateur hour. What’s that make Trump’s? I am thinking what ever the political equivalent of this gif is.

I’d love to know how many Tesla worker complaints are real and how many are stirred up shit created by UAW sympathizers and those pushing a unionized environment by any means possible.

I was on jury duty a few years ago in DC and we had to go through TSA-like security every time we went in the courthouse. The guards would ask me to take a sip of my drink every time I came back from lunch. Seems legit to me.

On the other hand, if I was bringing in poison to kill someone, I guess I’d have to take that

Now now, you’re bringing logic into play. Logic has no authority here.

but if she had died because it was liquid cocaine we woulda bee pissed!

Yeah, I can get why it wouldn’t be official policy but I get the logic behind what they did. I am not sure I would have given a dime to this family beyond funeral expenses. What an idiot.

They didn’t kill him, he killed himself.

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

....I can’t even. This entire mess can be summed up in:

The validity of all of these things would be much more believable with actual figures.

What are their incomes? How much were their student loans? How much were their cars? How much student loan debt did they each have? How much credit card debt did they have? How many meals are they cooking at home and what do their

Prescient...

If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.

They took credit for it. But the government was going to cancel 6 billion in contracts and that’s what made them change their minds. It wasn’t Trump and Pence.