Oh shit, this is a stupid and irresponsible take

Reagan didn’t do any of that. Congress did

Why do you people think that he was some benevolent omnipotent god?

Be sure to thank Reagan! (may he rest in hell)

For overall deadlyness? Gunpowder

That’s lo, mein

Okay Grandpa Elon, let’s get you to bed.

Maybe it has something to do with the license plates ...

I’m still waiting for Jason to upgrade the battery pack and engine. Maybe he can go all the way to 5 hp!

EXP. A “sporty” looking version of the Escort with a 0-60 time of about 20 seconds with an automatic.

When are we getting more Chang-Li content? No one hates the Chang-Li content.

So this is just VinFast’s sour grapes?

Eh fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling.

Okay Elon, thanks for stopping by.

Let’s be honest, if this was going to work Fisher Price would be making engines.

Hi Mercedes,

Good to hear it’s not your blood, but honestly I wouldn’t be too shocked at this point.

Drag racing police cars?

Does the supposed overstatement of capabilities cause the accidents?

Some companies make it hard to check for TSBs.  

Jesus, dude, when we all told you on Tuesday to kill that Jeep-shaped pile of mouse shit with fire, we didn’t think you’d take us literally.