There is never any reason to pre-order a video game.

Pre-order bonuses in general are dumb, but this is just classic out of touch Nintendo.

I would really love to see people stop calling speed runs that break the game though glitches actual speed runs. They really need to be called glitch runs because that is exactly what they are. A way to glitch through the game at break neck speed.

No tweets seem to be coming up. Mines just sitting there doing nothing.

Every time I see someone hate on the prequels now, I just roll my eyes. It just feels like this silly Internet hive-mind thing now. The critical reviews at the time of release were widely positive for all three, and the box-office indicates that people had to be going over and over and over. They gave the Jedi shades…

Finally this game gets some love. The only way it could be better is if it had 4-player co-op.

The logical progression from Russian dash cams. Russian drone cams.

You’re supposed to be looking at an animated map of one of the best 2D games ever made, and a game that enough people here on kotaku hold dear to warrant an article.

I’m sorry..but..you can’t view the map without the music!!

That is the one huge plus to buying from a reputable dealer: You know where they are!

Do those wall textures and the movement make anyone else feel like their eyes are on fire, and bleeding?

I dunno I’ve been on board with every iteration until this one. I think Leto is an inspired choice, and I even think the concept (stuck in jail, beefing up, jailhouse tats) is great

I found Alan Wake to be very...boring? Like it was trying too hard to be smart, to be this thing, had this BIG SECRET to show you but in the end it wasn’t worth it. It wasn’t that deep. Maybe I didn’t get it?

That hiker video was so fucking perfect.

Seems like an ill-thought out scheme to be honest, especially given the vast amount of swords that have now appeared and look extremely similar to other peoples. A donate button is whats in order, give us chance to reward the modders who have put serious effort into these things, not the sharks.

Probably a more recent one is editing game files for Borderlands 2 with a friend so we had infinite gold chest keys. We’d sit in front of that thing for an hour straight just checking out all the cool guns rather than playing the game.

I’m hoping that the “Would x again 10/10” meme dies down.

I fail to see why a lot of these words would even be banned. Hotmail? Really?

Stop by my house on a Saturday sometime. I do it all the time. I drag my laptop out to scan my OBD II port as well. I LIKE that my car TELLS me what it thinks is wrong with it. And I can set breaker points (I own a dwell tach - Google that if you don’t recognize it) and tune a carb, too. Any you young whippersnappers…

I bet there’s a good amount of Kotaku Shop Contestants who could do a better job.