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How did that come off as mansplaining—let alone mansplaining to women of color? If anything, I would think it would come off as mocking white women of an age bracket and regional locale that would predispose most people around them to presume they are Democratic voters—or not voters at all.

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

This guy’s last name being Barrack really fucked with me whilst reading this.

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

Oh Tom. You had so much potential in the first Thor movie. And now look. You’ve become a parody of yourself. Tsk tsk. My bits are sad today as they once longed for you.

My GG highlight: my mom calling me to ask why Miley Cyrus’s dad won a Golden Globe and why he looks so awful. After a little confusion, it was determined that my mother was confusing Billy Bob Thornton with Billy Ray Cyrus.

The Crown (uh, OK?)

All time favorite artist. What a loss.

“It’s not the something extra that makes a star, it’s the something missing.”

I hope you found it during your beautiful journey, George.

One of my favorite things to do at work is to simply respond with the forwarded email that contains whatever they said that they’re now claiming they didn’t say.

seriously. she didn’t need to make a statement. she was just like, “here are the fucking emails. have fun.”

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

In my fanfic he does.

We better see his dick this time or I’m gonna burn Universal Studios down.

These two people both perfectly fit the description of “average-to-odd looking people who everyone is strangely attracted to.”

Yeah, they look like brother and sister.

My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.

Honest question: did anyone else not have any body hang ups about their barbies? I was a major tomboy growing up, so my poor barbies spent most of their surviving earthquakes (bed being viciously shaken), tornadoes (hurled out of tree), floods (....boy, my mom was pissed about that one), generally being all around

Yolanda’s first mistake was coming for the One True Mystique™. It was over for her before it even started.

Is that why his balls are on fire? Is that why he’s cupping them and giving us the finger?

The current teams writing Joker and Harley have been pretty bad, and missing the point for years: their “relationship,” such as it is, is never over. That’s where the comedy and tragedy of it ring truest. And I don’t know who that is up there, but that isn’t the Joker. He’s some half-baked caricature of an abusive