I think part of what makes these conversations so difficult is that we can’t ever hold them in a truly safe space. We can’t have a real conversation about the grey areas in sexuality without some creep jumping in to be like, “Exactly, it’s complicated, that’s why I’m not a rapist.” We feel pressure to be like “CONSENT…

why? Can’t control yourself?

She could have if it had been in Canada. 14 was the age of consent until 2006.

Kanye is a disaster of a human but I find Taylor Swift annoying. Her convenient feminism that only applies to her when her feelings get hurt and her “protect me” because I’m a little girl thing and that’s why you shouldn’t make fun of her fragile feelings is insufferable.

“Both of these artists remain insufferable.”

I don’t know. While not a match physically, he really does embody the spirit of Michael Jackson. Literally, of course. So I guess I’m okay with it.

Hiro has resting sad face.

Personally, I like Resting Bitch Face. I’d take it any day over its alternative: Resting Grinning Idiot Face.

Well, now that it affects men...

You’re being quite generous. I don’t think Tyga has gotten paid for anything in ages.

I am confused and concerned about the English language. The Kardashians and E! seem to be preying on it at a weak time.

just tell them they misunderstood

I’ve determined that it’s “Acoustic Rock Jasmine”

Which one of the dolls looks like Vanessa Hudgens, Queen of Coachella?

“Hello ladies, you’re looking lovely this evening. Maybe we should all go back to my room...have you ever heard of Settlers of Catan?”

I think you mean “noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker.”

Bring back Nigel Barker!

I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.

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Dear New York,