If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Look at you, mister facts and shit.

Relax the horses were fine. It's Oklahoma not Santa Ana.

Think of how much better this would be if we could talk Alabama into doing this with War Elephants

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Call me when the executives using this service have to pay for the flights out of their own pocket and don’t get to charge them back to the taxpayer by deducting “business expenses” from what they owe to the treasury in April.

Where do you see wealth politics? I see perfectly legitimate questioning of the environmental impact of services like this in the last fifth of a long and detailed article. Should the extremely valid concerns raised by carbon-powered transport not be covered on a site that’s dedicated to the subject of motor vehicles?

“Free the Juice” is the least surprising thing I see here

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

“We thought we were going to get Snoop Dogg, but like... without all the Snoop Dogg parts.” - Kansas AD admins, moments before agreeing to ferry a scorpion across a river

Rock Chalk, Crip Walk

+220, 221, whatever it takes.  

Kind of tells you everything you need to know about how scandalous or world-changing those secrets are. If the US gov’t really did capture some aliens or whatever the fuck, that soup-brained moron would’ve said something about it by now.

Fuck this shit.

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

Manual would be three in the tree which would remind them of their many golf shots into the trees which makes it a definite no go.

I recently lost a ton of weight (like 65 pounds). My secret was that every time I was about to eat something unhealthy, I would think about Jameis’s “eat a W” speech. Lost my appetite immediately. Dang near turned bulimic.

“That fan’s conduct was a perfectly reasonable reaction to the obviously threatening behavior by #26.”