It’s Saturday. Take a day off already, man.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

When was the last time they haven’t looked incompetent?

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

The sound of the Boston crowd absolutely deflating is beautiful

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

Medvedev is in a foul mood, throws a tantrum at the towel guy

I must break serve.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

I didn't want to star this, but you are really twisting my arm.

Fartman did it better.

The last player to break a Big Mac sign like that was Bartolo Colon at the order kiosk.

I can’t believe this video doesn’t end with Cardinal Fan leaning over to try to retrieve ball from the now-busted M light and plummeting to his demise while hold ball in air in victory.  It seemed inevitable to me that would be the Cardinal Way.  

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Or Jack Black, for that matter