“It’s got a wack motor, a 39 cubic inch plant. It’s got bike tires, wack suspension, wack shocks.”

I’m assuming that they fired the actual groundskeeper and hired a bunch of day laborers for cheap(and then stiffed them on payment)

To quote Dorothy Parker:

...lol...

Even more so, why aren’t people who call the police for trash like this arrested?

“When the students poured into Tiananmen Square, the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength”

He did say “please” first. Threatening death is just the next step from being polite.

Oh yeah, that’s some “To Protect and Serve” shit right there

/s

I hear the white ones do quite well. 

How is it in low-speed highway chases?

1. Buy burned-out Corvette shell from Coparts

Oprah gave the world Doctors Oz and Phil. Never forget.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

“Looks like those Duke boys are in a whole heap of trouble”

Degree of difficulty:9.11

Porsche CarAIRa.

That’s an incredibly sudden and decisive knockout. He really Polished him off there.

But enough about our Big Wet President!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

No MC5 either. Why must radio deny them their rightful place?