I mean even racists know the Japanese play their fair share of video games. How long until they become self aware of the fact that there are no mass shootings there?
I mean even racists know the Japanese play their fair share of video games. How long until they become self aware of the fact that there are no mass shootings there?
With the frequency is these shootings occurring at such a fast pace, they had to skip the thoughts and prayers and move straight into deflection and blame.
Ann Coulter, 12/3/18:
Russia was always Russia. Even when it was part of the Soviet Union. Ooooh, I’m getting a tension headache trying to unravel the diseased mess that is his train of thought. And the Soviet Union didn't form because they wanted to be the biggest in the world. That's just... Oh the pain, the pain of it all!
Give him a break, that was the tail end of his personal Vietnam - avoiding STDs. Probably was dealing with some PTSD and doesn't remember it.
That's Trump's entire strategy for the teleprompter. He always fucks up, then just continues talking with the wrong word until he thinks he has the original one figured out. "The furniture of our children" is my favorite.
Yeah. The nurses in the memory wards call it “covering.”
Trump will soon be calling a meeting with his Generals about why America doesn’t have a Tsunami machine like the Chinese.
Windows just make bears hungrier;
The bears will love you after you spend all night slow roasting in that oven.
Hi Mack! Hope Post-Grad life is good. Nice piece.
No matter how much of that stuff he takes I don’t think he’ll ever get pregnant
Plus 1 for ballpark Poutine
And due to Canadian language laws, the changes would have to be announced in French as well.
“a film about a young boy with an imaginary friend. An imaginary friend who happens to be Adolf Hitler.”
Lambs Armstrong denies all the accusations!
I’m sure the ball will have a place of honor in his mom’s basement.
I'm a White Sox fan, so consider that when I tell you that Mai Tai Guy is EXACTLY why you should hate all Cubs fans. They are Red Sox fans with less success to back it up, less self awareness, and 163% more douche-bro-ness.
Mai Tai Guy then added:
Every adult that brings a glove to a game and doesn’t have a kid with them should be put on some sort of list.