I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

To be fair, he probably didn’t even see the stop sign because he was answering a text from his side piece.  He may have actually thought the other guy was at fault.

Donald Jr. and Ivanka went to Wharton and Tiffany went to Penn

But also... when people say “I went to Wharton...” what they mean is “I got an MBA from Penn...”

Was this comment produced by a random-troll-comment-generator or did actual human fingers commit these sentences to the internet?

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

First, it was the HOAs, and I didn’t care because I didn’t live in an HOA....

It’s because side-view mirrors create a very large amount of drag.

I don’t see a sticker on your Volvo so I’m calling you a liar.

Have you ever seen a concept with mirrors? Most of that stuff will get ditched in the production version. 

The child was brutalized ON CAMERA and the parents had to get social workers to advocate for charges?? And they claimed that there's equity in law enforcement. Bullshit. Let this have been a Black or Latino man pinning a white child down like this. He would've been executed swiftly by the police upon their arrival.

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

That man is doing himself about 124,000,000 favors by continuing to “running out there half alive for this team”. 

I cannot stop fucking laughing, I am watching this and its giving me Zapruder film vibes but with puke and alcohol and hockey and mid-day sun.

Mr. Simpson is the most positive person I’ve ever met... He will not be negative.

It really was quite a parade...

If the Juice don’t tweet,

So now he's taking a stab at social media?

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