Kind of a long winded way to call the guy a dick.

I’m old enough to remember when Alvin Gentry was a terrible young head coach for the Pistons in the 90s. It’s nice to see he’s matured into a terrible old coach in the past two decades. 

T-minus two months until we find out that Patrick Mahomes is the real El Chapo

Is it time to think about abolishing football? I’m all for it, mostly just to stick it to Browns fans when they’re at their most hopeful and vulnerable. 

Don’t think son, it can only hurt the ball club.....

I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

They don’t want to shoot their wad on it. Better to try to hold it in.

Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

“Win one for the dripper.”

“Nobody believed in us.”

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.

Live reaction from Nike’s Quality Control Department meeting:

Knicks so cursed just getting linked to them now calls for an MRI

Typical Democrats sitting in the stands cheering as Zion falls.

This is amazing. My gawd I miss this man.

“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

He owes it to himself to not tear an ACL dunking on a 5’8” future CPA.

In all seriousness, why in the fuck is the QB on the national champions and potential first overall pick in the 2021 NFL Draft playing intramural anything?