Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.

i almost got head from amelia earhart!

+500 acres of land next to the Great Wall, on the good side.

Yeah, but abolish golf anyway.

“Would it be mandatory to wrestle other Congressmen?” - Dennis Hastert, eyeing some of the newest additions to the Congressional Page program.

This is exactly what I imagine when I picture who voted for Scott Walker and Donald Trump.

I expected a more technical display from the wrestling parents. 

That ref is a couple of tint/saturation adjustments away from cosplaying Captain America.

I have been an out and proud slut for many a long year. I don’t slut shame.

This is the only Melania I listen to:

When your sugar Daddy is sub-literate, the only way to make him feel good about himself is to make yourself seem illiterate.

This is one of those beautiful, heart-warming stories in which I fervently hope that everyone involved goes to jail.

I haven’t seen a flop that bad since Rent: Live on Fox.

“And if you’re wondering, yes, they will refund entry fees if the contest fails to meet its minimum letter number.”

Finally, a much more convenient way to spend money for all of the Rays fa..

+1 rimjob

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

I think it’s shameful that this is how we treat a veteran of the War for Independence.

I feel so bad for Blake Griffin for getting dealt to this team.

If you’re gonna be a loud heckler, you owe it to everyone around you to be creative, funny, and reasonably clean.