They should open a sub shop together and call it We can’t identify a photoshopped jersey Mikes’.

I love that he’s under the impression that jersey exchanges take place before games.

Deeply kiss your son and father on the lips with that mouth? 

Tommy’s alcohol poisoning was caused by doing a shot every time Tony Romo said, “Here we go!”

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

But...but...I SAW him fire people in person!* 

Seriously, does this look any more ridiculous?

Seriously, you put President Camacho in this and it makes just as much sense.

Drumroll please!

Poor Eagles fans are all greased up and nowhere to pole.

I look forward to President Snoop. Hopefully he’ll leave a solid legacy for President Dwayne Johnson to build upon and fix the damage left by President Roseanne Barr.

Let’s do some math. ND beat Pitt by 5 on a late TD. Pitt was crushed by over 30 points by both Clemson and UCF. And ND’s “quality” win was against Michigan who just got obliterated by a mediocre 3 loss FL team. ND and the Big Ten are the chronically most overrated teams in college football. FACT!

You lost me at Michigan

+1 scissors lift

This is probably just God’s way of reminding us that Brian Kelly sent a kid up on a scissor lift in 50 mph winds and got him killed.

“Well hi there, Grim Reaper. I’m a Lions fan! Here, I’d like to introduce you to my heart. There ya are....now, just go ahead and rip the motherfucker out one more time. Ok? Thanks in advance.”

Athletic trainers and wrestling coaches?

My vote is gas station chicken salad 

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?