He got elbow deep, into the crease, before he pulled out!

I don’t appreciate you belittling that referee, Norwood he.

You know it's a Buffalo dildo because they all curve to the right.

That’s rolling probable cause.

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

Bobby Boucher is rolling over in his grave.

Well it’s telling when a foreign born white women with an anchor baby and marrying someone twice her age is questioning someone else’s birth.

Yes. She’s divested her personal interests in WWE, but even though they clearly don’t live together anymore, they're still married.

Isn’t Vince McMahon’s wife in the Trump administration? Doesn’t this literally mean the Trump administration is making money off of working with a violent foreign government?

<i>This is not the most embarrassing banner in sports—the Colts hold that title...</i> 

Between this and Beetlejuice, Michael Keaton may be the king of the “Dissmissive Jerking Off Motion”.

Eye-roll tide

“Maybe they’re at the...library?” — U of A professor, before putting a gun in mouth

There’s no way this story is true. Chris Dudley couldn’t defend shit. 

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Don’t tape me bro!

DON’T RECORD ME DOING A RACISM!!!!