I’ve seen underground videos of gang initiations that are less disturbing than this.

Well...I guess someone’s going to be shooting some free throws.

Numbers 10, 50 and 33 need to be arrested and charged with assault.

Putin: *invades and conquers Croatia*

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.

“I’d have just shot the fuckers.”
-American police officers

If you’re white and have a goatee, you’re probably a racist.

A racist and a liar and a Supreme Court nominee.

Neck pain, extreme emotional swings, belligerency are all signs of a lack of sleep.

His neck hurt a lot.  And the massive pile of cocaine he took for that neck caused some, shall we say, “strange behavior”...

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

I saw that picture of her and honestly thought she was a dude.

*Fangraphs adds GbAR stat*

Name one player with better gift baskets.

Here’s a replay from another angle:

Reuss. It might be pronounced Royce but it’s sure as shit spelled Reuss.

In a 6-0 game, no less. So, BEST case for Odor there, it’s still 6-1 with two outs in the ninth, and Texas still needs to go back-to-back-to-back just to tie. What a little shit.

So long as no one calls it a donnybrook I’m neutral.

That seems like more of a Brouhaha than a Hullabaloo, if you ask me. Which no one ever does.