Way to point out what’s missing here in the post. Sliding out of a basepath into someone who can’t see you coming is a blatant sucker punch.

He changed his pathway for the purpose of initiating contact. He is out 4 steps before he gets to the base. The fielder is a step and a half off the base. He runs inside the baseline, towards the fielder. He is not avoiding a tag or taking a more efficient route. He is looking to make contact with a fielder to benefit…

Usually breaking up a double play involves the guy covering second throwing to first, meaning he’s STARING DIRECTLY AT THE RUNNER who’s trying to knock him over.

Bullshit. Dude had time to ‘get ready.’ Both feet were in the box, and he’s even facing the right way (not bad for a pitcher!). So be ready to hit, meat. Wouldn’t call that a quick pitch at any level.

You can’t blame Crick, it’s in his DNA.

Seriously. In tennis, the server determines pace of play. You’re not ready to return? Tough shit. Same thing should apply (and be applied, liberally) in baseball.

That Cardinal looked ridiculous the Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

that gif = me trying to sneak out of work 15 minutes early

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I find it hard to believe a public university in Pennsylvania would react so carelessly to sex crimes.

Seems like a lot of effort went into normalizing a guy who doesn’t even have a fucking plane.

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

I smell an appointment to the Department of Energy with this current administration......

The problem with your plan is that it is real and based in facts.

The last time a Ronald hit the deck like that Jodie Foster became super aroused.

i take it there’s no emoji for walmart khakis

When asked if he was worried about the threats, Harbaugh responded “Bitch, pleats!”

Ray can’t be an expert on removing God; he can’t even remove blood splatter from a limo.