And you can’t mustard a SINGLE yard.

If it was anyone other than the Bears, it would be a non-story. Since it is the Bears, it’s the equivalent of Friday the 13th Part C, with a missed FG rising up from the dead to terrorize Nagy yet again. If only there was some way for a Bears fan to dress as the double doink for Halloween.

This is really a non-story. On the list of reasons they lost today, that missed kick came in about 6th. Making the kick would have just covered up all those other problems that led to a last second FG attempt being necessary, which is exactly what happened when they beat Denver.

I mean, I only worked with the Kurds and saw how the YPJ got treated for five months or so, but sure, go ahead with that hypothesis. 

You're completely wrong about Bruce Springsteen. There is no question that he is the most overrated musician of all time.

I was such a fan of the boss after Darkness on the Edge of Town. But when The River came out, it basically taught me never to have a favourite music artist again.

You get a star for your Bruce Springsteen opinion. He sucks. 

Seger is very underrated.

Agreed. Bruce is overrated crap.

You are mostly correct. Yet completely batshiat crazy wrong. The vast majority of what is served in the US as “Italian food” is complete crap, the very lowest rung of dining experience. In fact, it is a stretch to call it anything besides pie hole stuffing. EXCEPT. There exist these tiny hole in the wall joints with…

You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.

Using outdated snooty words to describe outdated snooty concepts is outdated and snooty

What’s wrong with hence? When you think of all the bullshit words millennials are spewing forth to describe things for which perfectly good words already exist, hence is the least of your problems.

The point being made is that Morey works for the Houston Rockets, not the NBA and Silver can’t demand a GM be fired. Suspended perhaps, but on what grounds. You can’t fire someone who works for a different company (ignoring contract clauses). 

Unfortunately, he’s gonna get traded to another marriage next season for a late-round draft pick.

I can assure you from personal experience that deep down, your mom is decidedly not Tim McCarver.

Okay. In all seriousness:

Wow... It must be really fun in Maine.

Your garage sounds like the vehicle trifecta for people who like reading service manuals and taking long unscheduled walks. 

Let’s see - in my garage in Maine I have a 230hp BMW wagon, a 190hp Land Rover Disco I, and an 80hp Triumph Spitfire. That’s 500hp! Cost me about $50K all together