“What is the sound of one hand punching .... YOUR FACE”

Don’t forget the iconic villain The Puffin

Fleck is eventually called up to Murray’s show after his nervous laughter-riddled set goes the 1970s version of viral, which was when your uncle mailed you a VHS tape and you made copies and mailed it to your friends

This entire discourse has reeked of “everybody involved desperately needs to Log Off For Like Two Days” and truly, that’s what we should do. 

Best Joker is still Jack Nicklaus.

played the foil to Jerry West’s Batman.

Hard to believe he became a saint after turning all those world leaders into dust that one time. 

better box copy: One banana, two banana, three banana, GORE!

A driver ALWAYS has responsibility to attempt to avoid an accident. Laws don't grant anyone right of way, they require one party to yield right of way. Including in public parking lots. Try to get out of an insurance claim by saying "I was on private property." LOL

Hey, nothing wrong with becoming street meat on a long roadtrip. That’s usually how I can afford all the fuel.

I think that he should be vilified, actually. 

Also this is assuming that all of Ziegler’s weird reaches about what day this event might have occurred on have any truth whatsoever, which is not a sound assumption. McQuarry didn’t remember the exact day, nor did anyone else, but they all remembered (and Paterno to testified in open court) that the incident…

You are being far to charitable and completely ignoring evidence of Paterno’s knowledge regarding Sandusky’s proclivities prior to 2001. Why are you being so charitable to Paterno? You also ignore Joe’s later interviews in which he lies about that knowledge.  Never heard of something between a man and a boy?  That’s…

I bought Blink and The Tipping Point at the same time.  I read Blink and threw away both of them.

And beyond your joke, it’s also probable that the campus would seem deserted if people were inside those arenas and not walking around when McQueary stepped outside.

trust me, there are way worse ways to misspell his name.

Boras suggests the half-measure of getting baseball’s umpires to “oversee regular toweling of bases during wet weather”

the team had to do Civil War-battlefield surgery on the roster

[Runs through a fucking brick wall]

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.