Agree about the resilience of thighs; that’s why the wife and I were so disappointed in our Thighstop order. Somehow, they found a way to overcook the thighs and dry them out. She liked her Korean and Hawaiian sauces a lot; I found the Atomic thighs entirely conventional. She enjoyed the little Cajun corn cob thingies…

Danielle Swift is now a legend of taxidermy.

He’s just sensibly scared of being de-meated.

“From whence” is redundant. “Whence” means “from where.”

Football: Roger Staubach, Ronnie Lott, Earl Campbell, Hines Ward, Peyton Manning, Hines Ward.

This is exactly what Broncos fans were pointing out about Jay Cutler’s numbers after the Bears got him.

The cardinal is much, much too large relative to the bat.  That’s a cardinal the size of a pelican.

Family Guy tried it; had to reverse course after about ten Vinny episodes.

Lord, they’re a caution.

Yeah, but the Jets also get to play the Bills and the Dolphins twice each, and the Bills get to play the Jets and the Dolphins twice each; it’s practically a permanent vacation over there.

MAHK

Yep. Look at the crowd around Leo’s (La Brea/Venice) any evening. A human rainbow united by tacos.

Probably should have gone with “fin.”

Maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt: maybe the sentence was to be “Kyler Murray is not sufficiently discriminating in his choice of movies.”

About 26,000 tons if memory serves.

It started as a bar bet premised on the notion that a clever sociopath could become very rich by pantomiming a self-help movement.

I personally hate it when people call Scientology a “cult.” Cults have some level of sincerity to them. Scientology is a scam from beginning to end, an organized-crime con job that wants you to think it’s a cult.

Y’know what’s kinda neat?  These aren’t Browns jokes any more.

Can’t do that in L.A. Toss a rubber band in a drawer here and come back in a year; it’ll have deteriorated to the point where it’ll instantly snap if you try stretching it. I had no idea rubber bands would age that differently in different climates, but it’s true.

The One was the King. The Collaborator was Stan. What the Four are seeing there is the Marvel Method.