The AI in unranked fleet battle is insane.  Their aim is amazing.  Their behavior is odd too.  They just park ships in positions and turret your team to death.  But 1 decent player is all it takes to make a difference.  One good dogfighter will tear the AI fights apart.  Or one good bomber player will tip the tides…

Hand up if you just do this accidentally all of the time because the boost button is part of your movement joystick and not part of your “strategy” 

(this is my hand - it is up)

Sirfetch’d to the defeated trainer:

That song was stuck in my head for weeeekkkkksssssss after I finally figured out that section.

I can’t wait to get lost and frustrated at the monkeys in the “I just can’t wait to be king” segment of The Lion King..

That we know of!

In order to ask if aliens exist, Trump would by default have to have at least a passing interest in life forms that are neither him nor his “type.”

Nah they were going to move them to area 52, until they realized it too obvious. So they moved them to area 49 1/2 instead.

President Trump has requested that all current US Navy frigates be upgraded or replaced by frignines.

Or even better, paint a red stripe on the LCS and make it some other service’s problem.

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

I maintain the look Poe gives Finn is the horniest thing in any Star Wars movie.

Yeah, rangers are a weird class. They’re not quite fighters, not quite druids, and not quite rogues. You either have to have a really solid or silly build to make them fun.

All I can hear in my head right now is the Q&A before the Critical Role live show earlier this year, where everyone was talking up the ridiculous powers they got to use at level 20...and Laura, who played the ranger, sardonically putting in, “I can shoot TWO arrows!”

Let me see if I’ve got this straight:

OW ME BACK

I think it’s always fun seeing the new ways that Tony’s armor comes into being (although I’m not sure where you go after “magic nanotech particles”), but I agree that the suitcase scene, even 9 years later, is still super awesome. Especially because at that point we were accustomed to the elaborate “lots of machine…

Iron Man 2 is, of course, very bad, but I still think the Iron Man briefcase is one of the cooler moments in the franchise. Later movies got way over the top with Iron Man’s armour, with them automatically latching onto him or shooting out of a satellite, but the briefcase suit is a far more interesting emergency suit…