Seagal just didn’t do it right:

Just based on the picture of him above the headline, it looks like he’s a face lift and fillers. The resulting facial tightness is one thing that’s making him look older

“Damn it Jim!

What, you eat your butter raw?! Get that thing in a fryer, stat!

Me too. I..... what the ....this ISN’T The Takeout ?!

We prefer to be called “living challenged”

Yay Yahweh!

Because they were

Yep. I’m 5'10". Historically a Large anything would fit me. Now it’s XL.

It was going to be revealed in the sequel- 

I liked it better when it was called “American Horror Story Freak Show”

Definition:

You’re too late MoSam, by many many years

We all do. Remember there’s always the Avacado

Reminds me of when Depeche Mode renounced Depeche Mode fan Richard “Punch-able N@zi” Spencer

“Cheap shots at Ted Cruz are fine”

You are right.

This isn’t as creepy as Roger Stone’s back tattoo of Richard Nixon.

I assume an attractive woman being attracted to a unattractive, dorky, not rich, and kind of a dick guy is an attempt to appeal to a nerd-core audience.

You could say...