Soft drinks in general date back to the 19th century. Diet Coke was put on the market in the 1980s

Oh, Hi Drox

Nature is cruel and will kill you given the chance. Oreo is wise to avoid nature.

It was either that or become a limey.

Mr. Trump should inject the diet Coke directly into his veins.

Like most cult members, they believe their messiah can do no wrong.

Perrier’s better. All the bubbles, none of the calories. I drink like water.

As with his world view, Trump’s choice of beverage is from the 1980's

“Nay, ‘tis not!”

Especially since the Nazi and his squad are all in their 90s and can barely get around anymore.

Bruce Willis is a ghost!

Even darker would be him being a manifestation of her guilt that torments and mocks her while she’s awake.

Some of his fight scenes were fun

“Baby raptor, Breakdown!

There’s no point in having them removed. My dominatrix is just going to keep making more.

Roda forgot to mention Manimal’s weird obsession with defending DC movies

The dental floss would look like a halyard in his tiny hands

BOBA: Brown On Brown Action!

Comments like this are why I still come here in spite of Kinja.

Burr’s world?