Do you ever get pissed off by ignorant commenters, start typing a retort that would seriously make everything finally clear to everyone but you get into like the tenth paragraph and you suddenly feel like you're powerless to cure the mental retardation of the world?

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!?

@PacJack360: I think the point is that they wouldn't know you had access to it. If the kid knows you have access, then presumably they won't say or post things incriminating nature.

@Philip.J.Fry:

Not my ideal place to take a nap. I'd rather not wake up to the smell of fresh shit and piss.

@Mr_Quackers: My thoughts exactly...I pushed BUY NOW and was immediately disappointed.

+1 For Apple refurbs. Sure, you may get a lemon, just like if you bought a "new" one. But at our company, we have four 27" iMacs, three pre-gen iMacs, two MBPs, a MBA, and a Time Capsule.

I thought I was going crazy when I read:

Sad when companies have to leak their own shit intentionally just to build hype.

@Eisenbart: DOUBLES TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.

@Eisenbart: MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR

@TheNobleRobot: It's readable, but the major thing you're missing when you see comparison shots is the fact that pixelation on an LCD display isn't as sharp of jagged blocks. It's more blurred and your eyes figure it out naturally. Really difficult to simulate.

@hjustin93: What kind of fanboy are you?? It CANNOT run Android! it has to run iOS!

@Hello Mister Walrus: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Obvious removal of home button is obvious

@vinod1978: Our company does this all the time. You'd be surprised how many people it saves from canceling only because of lack of convenience.

GIZMODO!

@chajjar: You underestimate the stupidity and sheer ignorance of American consumers.

@Bricked: I was thinking steam-punk Stormtrooper, but totally. Similar reference.

I'm hungry now...is that weird?