@theimmc: But not long enough. (i.e. Bill Gates, Macworld, 1997)

@Arken: THANK YOU Arken. People just don't get it. To Apple, this isn't event worthy. If they held the event themselves, they'd be EXPECTED to release some sort of new feature, update, product, or all of the above.

@superg05: This is exactly what I'll sound and look like:

Next time I fly, I'm going to opt for the pat-down and during the middle of it turn my head around and say, "I just came."

While I agree, it looks incredible in the video, if you've ever owned a Park's Saber or MR you'd know that cameras have a way of making the blades look WAAAAY better (real) then they look in person.

OMGHOLYSHITHAXX

Mind control it is not. Nerve control, it is.

@donkey10314: I'm thirsty now. Thanks.

@veronykah: It's embedded in the page for me, but maybe it's not on mobile versions.

ENOUGH I GET THE POINT...

@The Squalor and the Fury: #fixed

@jdale: I DO! It was 19....oh wait..

Amazing. Besides the amazing, holstered takedown, the best part was when the robber reached over the counter and immediately got a gun to his head.

My prediction: Around 2021 a bill is passed that sets up Government subsidized, free to general public, wireless internet across the entire US via some 5G technology (or lots of 4G). It is restricted, in the sense that certain ports and protocols are blocked (p2p, torrent, etc) but for normal HTTP 80 traffic works…

Although totally badass, I was hoping it would go down like in the shitty movie XXX (triple X, not the porn variation)

@Mr_Quackers: You're not alone. I actually had a fiberglass prototype made. (by prototype I mean this thing that sorta kinda looked like what I was thinking, but really was a POS)

I love how this was written by Rosa, with the comment, "Now, do we consider this a bug or a feature?"

We're all wishing Prop 19 had passed right about now.