Cosby’ed. Next!

I think we need another word for “rape.” I had a non-consensual encounter with a boyfriend — who swiftly became my ex — and I didn’t press charges, either (I’m assuming Stoya didn’t). And when I confided in a few friends, I started out by saying “I think I was raped” and gave a one-sentence summary, and they were…

James Harden is cuuuuuute.

Please. Guys love it when girls gag on their dicks: “She’s choking on my cock! I’m a fucking porn star!”

Me too!

I was also confused by the 5’1 135 pounds thing - I am three inches taller (on a good day) and 5 pounds heavier. But my 140 is someone else’s 120. And someone’s 150 is someone else’s 175. Muscle mass weighs more than fat.

I have a feeling a LOT of guys went on there and used it as a fantasy. They probably never actually met up with anyone.

She probably got a fistula.

I can barely hold a paperclip in my mouth, my gag reflex is so sensitive. Guys actually kind of like it, though, I’ve found - “Duuude. She’s CHOKING on my COCK. Highfive!”

Great analysis. But why is everyone treating this as an actual book release? I thought it was pretty clear that this is a rough draft that Lee’s attorney peddled. Lee is an invalid in a nursing home, no?

OH NO: So when I finally get pregnant - it will also be in my late 30s - I’ll develop this unquenchable desire? Like I needed another one.

thank you.

She’s like a god.

The whole principality is, like, half the size of Central Park, right?

Ugh, my hair traps the scent of baking bread whenever I walk in there.

This sucks, and is a huge invasion of privacy. However: laser hair removal is much better than body-hair bleaching. I don’t own a razor.

The entire interview is not at the link, it’s a snippet from GMA. Why, in this day and age, can you not watch an interview that ran on free TV?

“Role in it” - you are not legally able to consent until you're 18.

There isn't enough water in the world...