He said how hard it was raising two girls as a single father while she was in the clink. Maybe he’ll dump her when the girls are 18. Can you imagine what would have happened if one of their daughters had hooked up with a 35-year-old man when they were 12? I'd pay to watch that hypocrisy unfold.

And he’ll be scouting for his fourth wife soon, if he hasn’t already.

They did break up for a while. He was over it, as I recall reading, but got sucked back in again.

I lived with two boyfriends and both times it only lasted a few months. I never got married. So I think not living together first is romantic. There are so few surprises in life.

Like mat leave. Suddenly she realized how unfair it is that we’re the only developed country without it. Welcome to the party! My friend moved to Germany and they paid for her IVF, mat and pat leave. They also have subsidized dentistry, which is something not even Medicare has. Try to get dentures or even a root canal…

Australia!

If only guns had been invented. GunzMoreGunzzzzzz

"At the end of a train of vehicles" - does that mean a funeral procession, or is that just legalese tripping me up?

Holy shit! That is an awesome stat and I am so glad you shared it.

Hannibal Buress is my hero. He called out Cosby and every time I see him on "Broad City" I could kiss the screen.

Boom y'all.

Rih has tons of time to hang with her friends. Have you seen her Instagram?

Rih was 16 when she put out her first record (2005) and never went to college.

Not unless "college" means LA/NYC/The Rihanna Plane.

Adele has a kid and a baby daddy (maybe, who knows, maybe they split)

So which superfamous actress/singer went to college? Um...I know there must be one...

Edibles aren't available on the illegal market. One of the downsides of living in a regressive drug-policy state.

I'm a time traveler. I know. (I wish.) I do agree with you; life was not as valuable during different times in our history, and shit got brutal. I prefer living now, for sure. I was just clarifying that maybe it isn't an evolution, which people seem to be taking issue with, because that implies that most of us aren't…

I didn't think it had to do with evolution at all. In fact, we were likely polyamorous back in the caves. It's more about man's essential nature, which isn't dictated by the church or society's mores.

This is why I wish I dated more. Breakups are not so catastrophic when you have more than one or two. I always try to make them "the one." It's scary to not have a constant to latch on to. But also I am 37 and single so maybe don't listen to me. However, it has worked for me; I do not feel like a spinster.