I’m not convinced he isn’t already dead

He looks like James Dean would look today if we had buried him on Jupiter in 1955.

Bingo!!!! He is an Alcoholic. This is classic alcoholic face. We Irish ancestry folks start getting it in our thirties if we hit the bottle consistently and it keeps getting worse with age. He’s pretty far down the line. If he weren’t absurdly rich, I’d give him 3-4 years tops without totally sobering up and dropping…

He’s going to shit out his liver any moment. He looks like he huffs it up the stairs and then drinks a glass of whiskey to quench his thirst.

Damn, that’s viciously good.

Dave Davies (of Fresh Air): “Bannon, you know - he looks a little unkempt. He might have a little growth of beard. He doesn’t have a tie. His hair isn’t exactly combed. I mean, you know, if one were being unkind, you might say he looks like somebody ready to mix it up. You spent time with him. Is this a cultivated…

He’s perfectly fine, as per his physician

Steve Bannon looks like the birthday clown that has a restraining order to not be within 100 yards of a Chuck E. Cheese.

Steve Bannon looks like how I imagine he smells.

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

Steve Bannon looks like Seth Brundle if they remade The Fly using a syphilis bacterium instead of a housefly.

Steve Bannon looks like he discovered freebasing discount gin.

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

Ha, I took the less lazy route and found out that he didn’t. Why am I surprised that our reality tv star president didn’t have a poet available?

I don’t understand why the press never ask him really specific questions. Ask him to name one black person other than Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Ben Carson, and that chick from the Apprentice. A work of literature by a black author he found inspiring. To name 5 countries in Africa.

“...and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.”

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

I literally am unable to read his statements. Nothing flows, it’s all. Its has sentences that seem to. Start and end randomly.

I mean, seriously, why did they even need a poet for the inauguration?