It was real here...

Really? She's no prize either...

Paula Patton has been dating Robin Thicke since they were in high school. There is no doubt in my mind they have an open marriage situation.

It's such a common procedure. Almost every woman I know has had one, including me.

I love woman-produced porn, especially between loving lesbian couples. And I'm straight. It's erotic and lovely and centers on affection and foreplay, and it's not made for men, who view women making love as simply a come-on to the straight male viewer. So screw you, James Deen, and let me have my tasteful erotica.

Lindsay looks AMAZING. And Madonna looks like she's back in her Ray of Light days.

This is the brilliantest brilliant thing ever.

How to fake before-and-after shots, via Gawker.

Pills. Def pills.

Isn't gak cocaine? That's what the Brits call it.

No ovaries? Then STFU.

I don't even know my weight. I don't have a scale. I judge by the mirror and my clothing size. I feel ok about it, too. Even with 10 extra pounds.

Two people I love: together. It does not get better.

She made me cry.

I love her brown hair. Hope she keeps it.

Best sex I ever had: a man 26 years older than I was. He fucked like a porn star. No shame in my game.

That is going to be the best. Show. Ever.

Been listening to this on a loop for two weeks. Love love love.

They touch her, she goes public. This is a high-profile defection. She has all the power, thanks to the cult's eroding power in the wake of Anonymous and the Internet.