People really thought Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest were dating?

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I just realized: Shoshanna Shapiro (S.S.), Jessa Johannson (J.J.), Hannah Horvath (H.H.), Marnie Michaels (M.M.). Heh.

I spent my childhood in both and shit, I couldn't decide. I have so much affection for the '80s because that's my childhood, and I long for the '90s, when I became an adult. DAMMIT.

I was wondering the same thing.

Fair enough.

hahahaha

I want to take an SAT again, or a GED. Just to see how I'd do now that high school was half my life ago.

Is it really all that different from Steubenville?

Maybe she had an ectopic pregnancy? That shit is no joke.

Same. Bagging on her since before Shakespeare in Love. 1996. I saw the media machine in action, crowning Brad Pitt's girlfriend (little has changed in that respect, eh?), the "Golden Gwyneth" headlines. It made me sick, and she's done little to change my opinion. Goop just made me feel vindicated.

"NYC B*tch, that's where I come from, not somewhere I moved to with mom and dad's trust fund..."

Sigh. Also, did anyone check out the Monkees sweat shift? It's a dress, a cover-up and a nightie!

No, not when she was in 500 Days of Summer.

Why did she add the Grace? I like Chloe Moretz. Period.

I like that.

First Lady? Why not President Kerry Washington?

You know how you know you're old? When the people younger than you start complaining about being old. That really chaps my ass.

Many teens are tried as adults these days. I have no idea on that one. The Supreme Court says juveniles can't be put to death.

I love when lawyers pretend like consent applies to under-18s, or the inebriated or passed-out. Fuckheads.